Quote by Jerry Seinfeld:

You'll fold faster than Superman on laundry day.

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Jerome Allen Seinfeld is an American comedian, actor, writer, producer, and director. He is known for playing a semi-fictionalized version of himself in the sitcom Seinfeld, which he created and wrote with Larry David.

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It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.

Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac?

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather.

"What I've lost in years I've gained in wisdom." Bullshit, I haven't learnt one thing in the last 15 yrs that hasn't just depressed me more.

I'm too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I don't know.