You can stump any stoner with one question: what were we just talking about?
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Maybe fear is God's way of saying, "Pay attention, this could be fun".
I never throw parties. Ya know why? Because afterward you always walk around going "What the fuck did they take? Where’s my mom?"
Bad sign when the thought of your x-girlfriend sends you reeling in a search for new adjectives to describe stupidity and thoughtlessness?
The world is so ass-backwards it almost makes you wish you were dyslexic.
That's what's so great about the Internet. It allows pompous blow-hards to connect with other pompous blow-hards in a vast circle-jerk of pomposity.