I never would have thought being high in a zoo would lead to that.
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And if you want a linguistic adventure, go drinking with a Scotsman. Cause you can't fucking understand them before.
I know I'm getting older because yesterday I called the police on my neighbors.
So I want to thank the Pentagon, the Soviet Union and the military-industrial complex from the bottom of my heart. Without them, I could never have become the man I am today.
The Secret Service has announced it is doubling its protection for John Kerry You can understand why - with two positions on every issue, he has twice as many people mad at him.
There's a McDonalds in Hong Kong & they're offering couples the opportunity to get married. You can have a McWedding.