Quote by Jim Breuer:

They suck. It's like being in love with an alcoholic. It's like, you constantly defend her, and people are like, 'Dude, your alcoholic friend is a mess,' and you're like, 'Nah, you don't know her like I do.'

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James E. Breuer is an American stand-up comedian, actor, musician, and radio host. He was a cast member on Saturday Night Live from 1995 to 1998 and starred in the film Half Baked.

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I had a very close relationship with another kid when I was growing up. I was his imaginary friend.

But some people want attention so bad they want you to see them angry at you.

My wife, she can't cook at all. When we go on a picnic, I bring Tums for the ants.

You look like the kind of woman who dates guys in prision.

I see that they put every black man in the movies in a dress at some point in his career.