Quote by Joan Rivers:

Mick Jagger could French-kiss a moose. He has child-bearing lips.

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Joan Alexandra Molinsky, known professionally as Joan Rivers, was an American comedian, actress, writer, producer, and television host. She was noted for her often controversial comedic persona—heavily self-deprecating and sharply acerbic, especially towards celebrities and politicians.

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I'll put an emoticon at the beginning of a text because I don't give a fuck.

I've decided to aim a telescope at my neighbour's window. It's the closest I'll ever come to living with someone comfortably.

Radio... that wonderful invention by which I can reach millions of people... who fortunately can't reach me.

Here's the thing: If you're so far left you actually believe that somebody owes you a job, citizenship and a heart transplant, you're mentally ill. If you're so far right that you actually believe that somebody who doesn't have a job and is not a citizen deserves to have their heart cut out and sold on eBay, and you get to keep 80 percent of the profit - you're mentally ill.

Trolls look for reasons to hate but really what they are mad at is the fact they are not included in anything ever.