The kick of comedy is to think quickly. It's a great kick.
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The Smurf village was destroyed weeks ago and Bush has still not made an appearance. George Bush doesn't care about tiny blue people.
Always turn your wheel in the direction of the skid.
David Letterman is the best late-night talk show host right now, hands down, and has been since he first took the desk.
My first open mic was fantastic. I crushed. And my second mic was as bad as my first one was good.
My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.