It was so hot today I saw a robin dipping his worm in Nestea.
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And turkeys are a bird. A very nervous bird. You’d be nervous too if you knew that one day you’d get your head cut off and... filled with stuffing.
That place is so behind the times, you can't even get AIDS there yet.
They're putting the cart before the horse on this pornography issue. Playboy doesn't cause sexual thoughts. There are sexual thoughts, and, therefore, there is Playboy. Don't you see? I know these sound like deep philosophical questions, "What came first, the hard-on or the Madonna video?" and "If a hard-on falls in the forest, do you go blind?" and "What does an atheist scream when they come?"
It's like a sort of internet Ren Fair. Its like Dungeons & Dragons but for cool people who have got friends.
Boxing is a more sophisticated form of hockey.