Some sad news from Australia... the inventor of the boomerang grenade died today.
Quote by Johnny Carson:
Quotes by other comedians
Twas the night before Thanksgiving. All the food's in the oven. And I'm in the bedroom performin' self lovin'.
Tom Cruise shouldn't try to win Oscars. He should just smile and kick people in the face and leave the acting to Hugh Jackman. Why Hugh Jackman? I dunno; come up with your own example, smart-ass.
It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it.
My horoscope was so depressing today, it included a list of poisons.
A kid asked me for advise about getting into entertainment? I said you better know how to be happy being broke!