May your only son become a goalie on a nudist hockey team.
Quote by Johnny Carson:
Quotes by other comedians
Those who the gods would make rich and famous on TV, they first drive mad.
You know there's no crooked politicians. There's never a lie because there is never any truth.
You know, it's hard work to write a book. I can't tell you how many times I really get going on an idea, then my quill breaks. Or I spill ink all over my writing tunic.
Whenever I meet a doctor, I like to pull them aside and say, "You're a doctor, right? Can you get me some... AIDS medicine?"
That's the beauty of our show. Comedy or politics. We're sort of a mix. A space age polymer of both. A synthetic comedy-like material.