If you're going to give people 20 minutes of news satire, you've also got to give them Tiffani-Amber Thiessen or you're going to have rioting in the streets.
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Low self-esteem sex is bad. Here’s the deal: when I have an orgasm I shriek, “I’m sorry!”
Usually the people that peak in high school are tragic, tragic adults. Most of them end up working for the water department in their hometown and driving around said high school as the decades slip past.
Never trust a preacher with more than two suits.