Quote by Jon Stewart:


If you don't stick to your values when they're being tested, they're not values: they're hobbies.

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Jon Stewart is an American comedian, writer, producer, and television host. He hosted The Daily Show, a satirical news program on Comedy Central, from 1999 to 2015. Stewart started as a stand-up comedian but branched into television as host of Short Attention Span Theater for Comedy Central.

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