I have complete faith in the continued absurdity of whatever’s going on.
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I have a lot more things to talk about now because I'm an adult.
The popcorn button on the microwave is a miraculous invention. More miraculous than even the microwave itself.
We do it all the time, we legislate taste. We do it with the tax code. Churches and children get a tax break, because it's assumed that we all agree that we want to encourage churches and children. I don't. I don't. That's my opinion. I don't want to encourage either churches or children, and it's a very bad idea to put them together.