We hear every damn day about how fragile our country is - on the brink of catastrophe - torn by polarizing hate, and how it’s a shame that we can’t work together to get things done, but the truth is we do. We work together to get things done every damn day!
Quote by Jon Stewart:
Quotes by other comedians
I was so depressed that I decided to jump from the tenth floor. They sent up a priest. He said "On your mark... "
I hate when men think that money is gonna buy you happiness... I mean, it helps.
If we’re friends with someone and attracted to them, we’re going to want to take it further.
The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
I grew up in a town called Hopedale, Massachusetts. I was born there in 1964, and the only thing I hate outside of myself is everything else.