I couldn't wait for success, so I went ahead without it.
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My mother was an authority on pigsties. This is the worst looking pigsty I've ever seen in my life.
I like to do things for my wife on Valentine’s Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in the washing machine.
Why do they collect garbarge at 5am? Why? It's garbage. It’s not going to go bad again.
Funny is not a color. Being black is only good from the time you get from the curtain to the microphone.
I love a stupid joke, something that doesn't make any sense.