Quote by Jonathan Winters:

I couldn't wait for success, so I went ahead without it.

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Jonathan Harshman Winters III was an American comedian, actor, author, television host, and artist. Beginning in 1960, Winters recorded many classic comedy albums for the Verve Records label.

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My mother was an authority on pigsties. This is the worst looking pigsty I've ever seen in my life.

I like to do things for my wife on Valentine’s Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in the washing machine.

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Funny is not a color. Being black is only good from the time you get from the curtain to the microphone.

I love a stupid joke, something that doesn't make any sense.