Nothing is impossible. Some things are just less likely than others.
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Fuck that. If it's stupid, change it... If it's a dumb law, don't have it.
I was a dishwasher at one of those Japanese places that cook on your table. Not too fun.
Black holes are where God divided by zero.
To be with another woman, that is French. To be caught, that is American.
Can anyone lead us? Someone with integrity, truth, fire? Someone to create peace and unite us? God, I just described Bono and SpongeBob. We're fucked.