Throughout my life, I've been gratified that I've been able to keep the child in me alive and inspire others.
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Usually, I walk around and think about things. When I come across a thought that makes me laugh, I write it down.
I worked in a health food store once. A guy asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?"
You can't lie to kids about drugs. They know about drugs. You can't say they're just all bad. They know life is a little more complicated. I have never done heroin. I would never recommend heroin, but it hasn't hurt my record collection.
What did you learn in school that you still use today? Go ahead teachers, tell me. What? Fear, conformity, don't question authority...
I got jumped into a gang, but I never shot anybody or anything. I might have been in the car when something happened, but I was involved in the gangs just for the drugs. After a while, I just became an outcast of the gang because I just liked the drugs. I just wanted to do more drugs, anything you put in my hand.