Quote by Kevin James:

Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants.

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Kevin James is an American actor, comedian, screenwriter, and producer. He is best known for his role as Doug Heffernan on the CBS sitcom The King of Queens, for which he was nominated for a 2006 Primetime Emmy Award for Outstanding Lead Actor in a Comedy Series.

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Our desire was to be annexed into one of the villages of Columbia, but it didn't turn out that way.

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Is it weird being a twin city? Do you sometimes know exactly what the other city's thinking?

Nationalism and patriotism in the wrong hands will destroy lives, it really will, because I'll tell you something: it takes a village to ruin a child. I think we've proven that time and time again in this country.

In the original draft I was 27 and Peter was 55 in the script. That's not the same as a guy in his 40s and a dad in the end of his 70s. It's a different point in both our lives.