Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants.
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Our desire was to be annexed into one of the villages of Columbia, but it didn't turn out that way.
Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it.
Is it weird being a twin city? Do you sometimes know exactly what the other city's thinking?
Nationalism and patriotism in the wrong hands will destroy lives, it really will, because I'll tell you something: it takes a village to ruin a child. I think we've proven that time and time again in this country.
In the original draft I was 27 and Peter was 55 in the script. That's not the same as a guy in his 40s and a dad in the end of his 70s. It's a different point in both our lives.