I had many teachers that were great, positive role models and taught me to be a good person and stand up and be a good man. A lot of the principals they taught me still affect how I act sometimes and it's 30 years later.
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Americans are not gonna conserve. We're not gonna shift to smaller cars. We can't - we have big, fat kids.
Who decides when the applause should die down? It seems like it's a group decision; everyone begins to say to themselves at the same time, "Well, okay, that's enough of that."
Try to catch a trout and experience the glorious feeling of letting it go and seeing it swimming away.
It's weird with stand-up comedy. It doesn't really translate worldwide. I want to figure out how do I make it worldwide. Do a special in Africa. Can't beat that. Pull that off, then I will have done something.
We don’t have home movies in my family. We have people’s exhibit A.