Quote by Kevin James:

Teachers have a chance to mold someone, inspire them. I hope all teachers realize that.

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Kevin James is an American actor, comedian, screenwriter, and producer. He is best known for his role as Doug Heffernan on the CBS sitcom The King of Queens, for which he was nominated for a 2006 Primetime Emmy Award for Outstanding Lead Actor in a Comedy Series.

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The TV news people keep saying that this could be the greatest Christmas we ever had. I kind of thought the first one was.

America doesn't exist; it's just dirt that has fucking lines drawn around it. Old guys put lines on it at one point. It's all fucking dirt.

Sex is great, but when you get to be my age, you've got to pace it a little bit. Otherwise you get tired.

I'm living in a very modest place. I have a room over-looking beautiful Claridge's Hotel. I thought it was better than paying Claridge's prices and overlooking the dump I'm living in.

Dammit, I can never do nothing!