Quote by Kevin James:

My fitness goals are different than most peoples. Most people want to lose enough weight so they look good in a bathing suit or they want to lower their cholesterol. I just want to lose enough so my stomach doesn't jiggle when I brush my teeth.

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Kevin James is an American actor, comedian, screenwriter, and producer. He is best known for his role as Doug Heffernan on the CBS sitcom The King of Queens, for which he was nominated for a 2006 Primetime Emmy Award for Outstanding Lead Actor in a Comedy Series.

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Well thank you, I can hardly say I'm an 'eloquent' writer, it's like a third grade reading level.

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Health food would seem healthier if the people that sold it looked less unhealthy.

After 34 years, I feel like I did when I was starting out. I feel excited and feel I've never been better doing what I do.

You might be a redneck if you own a homemade fur coat.