My fitness goals are different than most peoples. Most people want to lose enough weight so they look good in a bathing suit or they want to lower their cholesterol. I just want to lose enough so my stomach doesn't jiggle when I brush my teeth.
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Have you ever been to an AA meeting? No wonder these people are alcoholics - I've never needed a drink more badly in my life.
Health food would seem healthier if the people that sold it looked less unhealthy.
After 34 years, I feel like I did when I was starting out. I feel excited and feel I've never been better doing what I do.
You might be a redneck if you own a homemade fur coat.