I went water skiing and I found out that I scream the exact same if a great white attacks me... or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.
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I guess because of my act, people think that I say things they want to say, and that they can just come up and say anything to me.
My movies just kind of sneak up on you. I don't have to worry too much about what everybody is going to say. Anyway, I really don't pay attention to what the world says about my movies. I just care about what my buddies think.
I don't know if I have sexual magnetism or animal magnetism, though sometimes I'll find a squirrel stuck to my forehead.
The Ford Flex is a really, really cool car. You get inside and you have so much headroom and it's really comfortable to drive and it's real techy inside. You look at the screen and it's blue and you've got all kinds of controls. Everything is digital.
The normal make a living, the deranged make history.