Let go of the damn door! Sit your ass on the kerb, I will come around and let ya in!
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The worst thing I’m going to do is have dinner without you.
New synonyms for sex: ""Going to a family function," "getting the hard part over with," "anti-fillet." Get it? Sex!
A musical is the same as a burlap sack, I would not want to be in either.
Jeez, you'd think the people in this bank had never seen someone playing castanets before.
I don't say, "Bless you." I say, "God bless you," because I'm not the Lord.