Quote by Larry Miller:

I've been a character actor, which I define as "anyone in the movie who's not kissing Renee Zellweger.


Quotes by other comedians

Are there any vice cops in here? You dicks. How do you do that for a living? I don't understand. I first read these stories and I think "Don't you have real crime to fight somewhere?" But then you think about it vice cops don't fight real crime; that's not their job. Real cops fight real crime. A vice cop's only job is to fuck up the party.

I was working recently in London - what a thrill, yeah. But I wasn't used to their money, though, 'cause I bought this really decadent box of chocolates - the cashier said, 'That'll be 10 pounds.' I'm like, 'Rub it in, why don't you?'

This country is a big bloated celebrity that thinks it doesn't have to pay the cover charge.

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

We're certainly going to fight for a reasonable amount of money.