Quote by Lenny Bruce:


You put a guy on a desert island, he'll do it to mud, a chicken, a barrel, anything, a knothole.

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Leonard Alfred Schneider, better known by his stage name Lenny Bruce, was an American stand-up comedian, social critic, and satirist. He was renowned for his open, free-style and critical form of comedy which integrated satire, politics, religion, sex, and vulgarity.

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