You put a guy on a desert island, he'll do it to mud, a chicken, a barrel, anything, a knothole.
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Some comics don't like it when people talk during the set, and it does get a little bit annoying after awhile, but I basically let people dictate what jokes I'm going to do.
I'm now making a Jewish porno film. 10% Sex, 90% guilt.
If you refuse to see Superman Returns this summer, what you're saying about yourself is: I heart Al Qaeda.