Quote by Lewis Black:

I have N'Sync and Aerosmith and Britney Spears. I have a trifecta from hell.

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Lewis Niles Black is an American stand-up comedian, author, playwright, social critic, voice actor, and actor. He is best known for his angry demeanour and belligerent comedic style, in which he often simulates having a mental breakdown.

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There's something profoundly disturbing about watching an old guy eat a sandwich.

You have to be really tenacious. You have to keep at it. There are many roads to get there. If you can get yourself into Harvard, that’s a good way to go, because every Harvard graduating class, the agencies come trolling around and they’ll look for you. So if you go to Harvard, you’ll get found there.

It's common courtesy; he's doing most of the work; you've got to encourage him.

I'm so Southern I'm related to myself.

P equals the amount of pizza there is. Divided by me plus my friends. Which always comes out to one less than the amount of slices I want to eat. And that equals… bullshit.