Quote by Louie Anderson:

We were on welfare when we were kids. Thanks for reminding me of that.

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Louis Perry Anderson is an American stand-up comedian, actor and television host. Anderson created the cartoon series Life with Louie and has written four books, including Hey Mom: Stories for My Mother, But You Can Read Them Too, which was published in 2018.

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It's your living room, it's your life, go nuts. You like Home Improvement? Tape it and go over it like it's the Zapruder film.

The best revenge is living well.

We can't agree on religion and guns and economics and sadly civil rights but if the wealthy won't chip in for the needy we are done.

A baseball manager has learned a lot about his job from having played the game, but a parent has not learned a thing from having once been a child.