We were on welfare when we were kids. Thanks for reminding me of that.
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People love things about Hollywood. People love to see the inside of what's going on.
It's your living room, it's your life, go nuts. You like Home Improvement? Tape it and go over it like it's the Zapruder film.
The best revenge is living well.
We can't agree on religion and guns and economics and sadly civil rights but if the wealthy won't chip in for the needy we are done.
A baseball manager has learned a lot about his job from having played the game, but a parent has not learned a thing from having once been a child.