Quote by Louie Anderson:


My first words were "Seconds, please". Most kids in kindergarten napped on a little rug. I had a braided 9x12.

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Louis Perry Anderson is an American stand-up comedian, actor and television host. Anderson created the cartoon series Life with Louie and has written four books, including Hey Mom: Stories for My Mother, But You Can Read Them Too, which was published in 2018.

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As far as standup, everybody has a vehicle they are driving. If what you do works, it’s like playing golf. If you can master that one swing over and over again, you will be successful. That’s what standup is. You have to have a central move and it has to be yours. You have to own your comedy, own what you do.

You know, Catholicism, we believed in the teachings of Cathol, and everything it stood for...

That's why modern corporate movie making has become so laborious that comedians are kind of kicked out by 50.