Credit-card debt and day trading-I feel like Michael Corleone in Godfather III, just when I think out, they pull me back in.
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There we were in the middle of a sexual revolution wearing clothes that guaranteed we wouldn't get laid.
We didn’t have a ‘baby-proof’ house. Sometimes a 2-year-old with a hammer woke your ass up from a nap!
If you like soccer, then welcome to America. See, our country already has entertainment so watching people chase a ball for four hours to end 0 - 0 is not enjoyable - unless, of course, the bleachers collapse and half of Europe dies.