Quote by Louie Anderson:


Credit-card debt and day trading-I feel like Michael Corleone in Godfather III, just when I think out, they pull me back in.

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Louis Perry Anderson is an American stand-up comedian, actor and television host. Anderson created the cartoon series Life with Louie and has written four books, including Hey Mom: Stories for My Mother, But You Can Read Them Too, which was published in 2018.

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