Quote by Louie Anderson:

I'm going to be talking about food, being fat, and being over 50 - all the 'F' words.

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Louis Perry Anderson is an American stand-up comedian, actor and television host. Anderson created the cartoon series Life with Louie and has written four books, including Hey Mom: Stories for My Mother, But You Can Read Them Too, which was published in 2018.

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A squirrel is the same as a can, when there’s a bb gun in my hand. Can’t you see that I am just a man? With distinctions… and comparisons.

Yes, reason has been a part of organized religion, ever since two nudists took dietary advice from a talking snake.

I need money. I have a staff of 30, and four houses, never mind the government, to support.