I'm most proud of the blessings that God has bestowed upon me, in my life. He's given me the vision to truly see that you can fall down, but you can still get back up. Hopefully I'll learn from my mistakes and have the opportunity to strengthen and improve the next thing I do.
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I worked in a health food store once. A guy asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?"
I once felt bad because I had no shoes, and then I met a man who had no feet. He was wearing an ankle bracelet that kept falling off.
P. Diddy's gonna be exhausted, you know, running with the Olympic torch in one hand and the torch he'll always carry for J-Lo in the other.
Let's make a law that gay people can have birthdays, but straight people get more cake - you know, to send the right message to kids.
I wasn't the guy everyone liked. I was the guy that wouldn't shut up.