No one is immune to the trials and tribulations of life.
Quote by Martin Lawrence:
Quotes by other comedians
If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.
A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.
That's what it's like to be a comedian. You basically stand and stare at the world and hope it craps out cause that's a good year for you. So that's not a pleasant feeling.
By the way, six A.M.? Not a real great time for me; you know, I'm a comic. I get off work at two. Six A.M., I'm a little grumpy. Six A.M., I'm a little P.O.ed. Six A.M., I'm like a vampire with a paper route.
I’m hooked on email. That’s right, kids, I’m one of you.