Quote by Martin Lawrence:

I don't live to eat, I eat to live.


Quotes by other comedians

They should name a gender after you. Looking at you doesn't do it, staring is the only way that makes sense. And trying not to blink so you don't miss anything. And all of that and you're you.

Why are they called buildings when they’re already finished? Shouldn’t they be called builts?

I don't know any comedian who tailors his act to his audience. Maybe people say they do, but I can't even imagine them.