Quote by Martin Lawrence:

On the Wizard of Oz Lion's lookin' for some courage... Tin Man's lookin' for a heart... ain't none of them lookin' for some pussy, and they skippin' down the street with a bitch!


Quotes by other comedians

This country is in a big hurry to go nowhere.

Venus de Milo’s mother, who once said to Venus, "You never call me. Can’t you pick up a phone?" Never got a dinner!

Love it when you're smiling.