Quote by Martin Lawrence:

Somebody put something in his mouth. My zipper's stuck.


Quotes by other comedians

Instead of uniting America, we want to separate each other because, you know, Mexicans eat tacos and white people eat beef stroganoff and black people eat chicken. 'That makes us different.' No, that makes you hungry.

I’m so tired... I was up all night trying to round off infinity.

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