Quote by Martin Lawrence:

Here’s a synonym for procreation... fuck you.


Quotes by other comedians

I hate to judge everybody across the board.

There's only five real people in Hollywood. Everyone else is Mel Blanc.

No parents. You have Uncle Jesse, forever in overalls. Then there's Bo and Duke. What do they do? I never saw them working for food or gas money. You can only kill so many possum.