We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight.
Quote by Milton Berle:
Quotes by other comedians
You'd got a baseball game, or a football game, basketball game, "USA! USA! USA!" Hey, calm down! Got a little German on it, don't you think?
Freebase? What's free about it?
I drew the duck blue because I've never seen a blue duck before and, to be honest with you I wanted to see a blue duck.
I can levitate birds. No one cares.
A car hit a Jewish man. The paramedic says, "Are you comfortable?" The man says, "I make a good living."