Folk who don't know why America is the Land of Promise should be here during an election campaign.
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Sometimes the critics review me harshly for not being critical of government but it's not me who has said I was political.
It's all about the triumph of intellect and romance over brute force and cynicism.
The disasters build a sort of odd Diacid feeling. When my syndicated show got canceled, the next day I still knew how to write jokes. That was a huge revelation. Because at first you think, 'I won't have any shelter! What am I gonna do? The sun is hot. Very thirsty.'
Democracy means free television, not good television, but free.
It might not be rational, but I am terrified of getting stuck in an elevator with a bear.