He's so old that when he orders a three-minute egg, they ask for the money up front.
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It never fails - you get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp.
We want to recognize that it is the end of the show without really saying it. But we'll satisfy the audience's desire for a little heart.
Memories, priceless. Well not really priceless, but there you go!
I have two skateboards, but I don't get to use them much. I have a snowboard, which I've never used.
But sometimes the women writers will pitch something and I'll hear it, but the men will keep talking.