He's so old that when he orders a three-minute egg, they ask for the money up front.
Quote by Milton Berle:
Quotes by other comedians
Do the people in Australia call the rest of the world 'Up Over'?
I think comedy as an art involves the audience as a participant as much as is involves the artist.
Marriage itself is an antiquated institution, it has no place in a progressive society.
I was thinking about The Boss, The King. It's sort of sad - the next legend, what are they gonna do? 'Ladies and gentlemen, Veal Cutlet!'
When I see a large group of people, I wonder how many of them will eventually require autopsies.