Quote by Milton Berle:

What is this, an audience or an oil painting?

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Milton Berle was an American comedian and actor. Berle's career as an entertainer spanned over 80 years, first in silent films and on stage as a child actor, then in radio, movies and television.

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When I am outside at night by myself every person turns into a pedophile. So I tend to walk a little faster than usual and then I sprint.

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The more I think of you, the less I think of you.