Quote by Milton Berle:

I remember every one of your insulting jokes... I use them later.

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Milton Berle was an American comedian and actor. Berle's career as an entertainer spanned over 80 years, first in silent films and on stage as a child actor, then in radio, movies and television.

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You just be honest about who you are, and if you don’t end up with any friends then good for you.

Acceptance is going to a restaurant where the salad's not great, but the steak is fine.

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Do transvestites have to dress up for Halloween or do they pretty much qualify from the get-go?

People who annoy people are the luckiest people in the world.