I remember every one of your insulting jokes... I use them later.
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You just be honest about who you are, and if you don’t end up with any friends then good for you.
Acceptance is going to a restaurant where the salad's not great, but the steak is fine.
It’s hard to know what’s gay in life. Boxing. That’s two men fighting over a belt.
Do transvestites have to dress up for Halloween or do they pretty much qualify from the get-go?
People who annoy people are the luckiest people in the world.