Quote by Mort Sahl:

If someone were to ask me for a short cut to sensuality, I would suggest he go shopping for a used 427 Shelby-Cobra. But it is only fair to warn you that of the 300 guys who switched to them in 1966, only two went back to women.

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Morton Lyon Sahl is an American comedian, actor, and social satirist, considered the first modern stand-up comedian since Will Rogers. Sahl pioneered a style of social satire which pokes fun at political and current event topics using improvised monologues and only a newspaper as a prop.

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My eleven year old daughter mopes around the house all day waiting for her breasts to grow.

The success of any stand-up act comes out of life experience.

This year there are 50 women on the Forbes richest list, or as John Kerry calls that, his little black book.

This is a ridiculous heat wave we're in right now, and to contribute, Newt Gingrich said that for the entire month of June, he will stop blowing hot air.

My ego wears an Ace bandage.