Quote by Mort Sahl:

What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas - except the drone.

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Morton Lyon Sahl is an American comedian, actor, and social satirist, considered the first modern stand-up comedian since Will Rogers. Sahl pioneered a style of social satire which pokes fun at political and current event topics using improvised monologues and only a newspaper as a prop.

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Sex and children are the two things that delude logic the most in this society.

I would not have had anything to eat if it weren't for the stuff the audience threw at me.

I got my wife a mood ring. It works real good! When she is in a good mood it turns blue, but when she is in a bad mood there is a red mark across my forehead.