What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas - except the drone.
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You ever see 'The Dating Game'? That's a weird game show. The prize on that show: another contestant. Talk about cheap.
Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it.
The Pentagon still has not given a name to the Iraqi war. Somehow 'Operation Re-elect Bush' doesn't seem to be popular.
I got a book for my birthday "How to make it big" I had to take it back.
I've seen worse... It just so happens that your friend here is mostly dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead.