Quote by Norm Macdonald:

Note to self... Sex with blow-up doll is not as good as advertised.

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Norman Gene Macdonald is a Canadian stand-up comedian, writer, and actor. He was a cast member for five seasons on Saturday Night Live, which included anchoring Weekend Update for three years.

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Maybe the poets are right. Maybe love is the only answer.

One of my uncles said that apparently at birth I snuck out… I thought maybe someone was following me.

Here at CBS, spring also means March Madness. I love the name March Madness. I’m glad the PC police haven’t made us change March Madness to "early spring psychosis."

Time machine... wouldn't you like to travel through time? I would. I'd go back... mess with people. You know what I would do? I would go back to when my mom and dad were having sex, to have me. Ya'know, come in, spank my dad on the ass "I'm your son from the future! Ahaha!"

When a doctor makes a mistake, it's best to bury the subject.