Quote by Pat Cooper:

The new breed of comics are completely different than what I did.

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Chihuahuas are the perfect pet if you don't have a person in your life who screams and shits their pants every time there's a noise.

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.

The saddest day in Pixar history was when some guy said ‘get Larry the Cable Guy on the phone.

Love. Hygiene. That's the important thing. Hygiene. The toughest thing in the world: you have to turn to your mate one night and say: "You gotta wash your ass!" Shit. Knowing how difficult it is, I said it for you: you gotta wash your ass.

Let's get in a cab. I'll buy you a kebab. Now I can't believe I'm sharing a kebab with the most beautiful girl I have ever seen. With a kebab.