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The new breed of comics are completely different than what I did.

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You don't have anything; you don't own anything.

I have more respect for somebody who's like, 'Yeah I like to party, so screw off,' then for Tara , who talks about not partying and ends up passed out underneath a Subway, not a subway station, but the actual sandwich shop - two days later.

Being a white supremacist is like getting into porn. At some point you gotta be like, "what the fuck was I thinking?"