Once in a while you get a moment of clarity - an inspiration - and they don't come that frequently.
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I don’t have pet peeves - I have major psychotic fucking hatreds!
If laughter is the best medicine, I promise to continue to make you laugh as my wife and I work together with the National Kidney Foundation to save lives.
Humans are born, small, weak and helpless. That's why we have family. And the elders of the family are the honoured guardians of our country's history. Unfortunately, in America, we, you know, lock those elders away out of view in nursing homes and go about our little lives. It's a great national shame and an irredeemable tragedy. Oh well.
You might be a redneck if the best way to keep things cold is to leave'em in the shade.
Lord loves a workin' man; don't trust whitey.