Quote by Paul Rodriguez:

Everybody really needs to laugh... If you don't laugh, you're not going to live long.

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Next in importance to having a good aim is to recognize when to pull the trigger.

Excuse the mess but we live here.

I'm 31 now. I think I'm beginning to understand what life is, what romance is, and what a relationship means.

Tori is a teenage girl studying drama, which is kinda like a Mexican taking Spanish.

We were on welfare when we were kids. Thanks for reminding me of that.