I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away.
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If you ain't laughing, you ain't living, baby.
You might be a redneck if you've sat on the toilet until your legs fell asleep.
He's the badass of the group - like if they get into some kind of Scooby-Doo scrape, he's the one that's gonna get them out.
When I ask how old your toddler is, I don't need to hear '27 months.' 'He's two' will do just fine. He's not a cheese. And I didn't really care in the first place.
I learned early on, stay away from politics, stay away from religion and don't talk about sports. Those three right there will get you in trouble.