Quote by Phyllis Diller:

It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core.

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Phyllis Ada Diller was an American actress and comedienne, best known for her eccentric stage persona, her self-deprecating humor, her wild hair and clothes, and her exaggerated, cackling laugh.

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Why do old people drive with their mouths open?

If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?

I've had two great years, probably five good years. So I had 20 years of just kind of uncertainty and suffering and ego destruction and poverty. All these things. There's no way I'm ever going to catch up to the misery years. It's impossible... If I don't do anything dumb or I don't get a disease or something, and then I've got to five to eight years I think where it'll really be great and then it will start to degenerate like uranium, you know?

Soft rock music isn’t rock, and it ain’t music. It’s just soft.

You see, I can’t, on account of my Arthritis.