Quote by Phyllis Diller:

I’m at an age when my back goes out more than I do.

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Phyllis Ada Diller was an American actress and comedienne, best known for her eccentric stage persona, her self-deprecating humor, her wild hair and clothes, and her exaggerated, cackling laugh.

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They say the universe is expanding. That should help ease the traffic.

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I can't think of a worse place to be, without a passport, without any money, ... Then you'd be really screwed.

It's hard dealing with day to day disappointments and feeling like you can't find success. Especially when your best friend is Pixar.

Twitter does have an effect on everything - things you put out there, they are out there for good.