My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit down.
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You clap. The Censor wakes up. We all get into trouble.
I was kicked out of school because of my attitude. I was not assimilating. So I went to work, taking any jobs I could get.
Revenge is for the weak so I have settled my vendettas with all of the kids who made my early life a living hell.
Being a lawyer in New York sucks because you're working eighty, sometimes a hundred hours a week.
One time my own father caught me watching a porno movie. The one thing you never wanna hear in that situation is, "son, move over." "And the cats in the cradle and the silver spoon…" my eye!